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I hate people
That make imaginary problems in their head just because life wont fit into the mold they think it came from.
I hate going to the dentist.
Half of my face is numb.
So I just killed that test
…time to get super duper high.
My english class
author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
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